What has happened? Lucas Kunce, the twice-failed politician, who is running in the Democratic primaries for U.S. Senate, Missouri, is a massive geek and a tiny narc. Washington Free Beacon he has learned.
Lucas Kunce? Yeah, Lucas Kunce. He’s one those droids, which the Democratic Party brings out every cycle to fight incumbent Republicans in red states.
What does this mean? He is a white male, Ivy League graduate (Yale & Columbia), military vet (Marine Corps lawyer), abortion flipper, director at an think tank funded from a left-wing billionaire and his Southern accent sounds fake.
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You’re a huge nerd, right?! Absolutely.
How do you achieve this? He plays Magic: The Gathering.
Seriously? Yes. This Twitter account is available. thread Kunce begins asking for advice from other nerds about his “decks” and whatever else he might be working on.
“The swamp could be better for a second Takenuma, to get back more Jace in the win,” wrote The geek. “Same thing with Otawara as bouncing Jace produces a similar effect.”
Wow. I am aware.
And what else? Kunce became the first male cheerleader at Yale in 2003. “It was fun,” he told the Yale Daily News 2006 Kunce was being interviewed…
